So, the title of this post is incredibly vague. I’m just going to talk about movies, because I saw a wonderful post by my dear friend Avenger posted a thing:
Awww, I had such high hopes given the trailer. The first Percy Jackson was so incredibly butchered from the book it made me a little sad. Now, I can think of several different movies that were so inaccurate they made me cringe. I don’t know exactly why they never seem to match up. I mean, I’m not asking for perfect by the book directing. I’m asking that you at least read the dang thing before you decide to make a movie out of it. And with so many movies of different book series that I really like coming out soon (Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments (despite much plagiarism in the books… but that’s another story. Google it.), Divergent, The Fault in Our Stars, Artemis Fowl was announced last week *squeeee*), I’ve created a list of movies (and where they went wrong) that deserve this star:
1. The Last Airbender
Does this count? I’m counting it anyway. Seasons are labeled as Books. Close enough.
Oh god. Where do I start? This poor, amazing TV show was butchered to a fault. They left out several elements that would be important later on (Suki is a prime example I can remember off the top of my head. I haven’t watched this in a while so forgive me.), and the effects were terrible. The Earthbenders? It would have made more sense to freaking throw the rocks at the speed they were going at.
Where it went wrong:
- M. Night Shamalamadingdong
- Too rushed. I understand it’s hard to cram a season into a two hour movie. I know some elements had to be dropped. But they dropped too many. It was a skeleton of the show.
- Bad casting. The show has very diverse skin colors in the show. The Water Tribes are more like Native American Eskimos, and their coloring reflects that. This had a couple of white kids, one of whom was in Twilight. Sokka was portrayed as way less humorous and exuberant, and they were just terrible actors overall.
- Pronunciation. Especially with Aang’s name. Ung? Really? IT’S FREAKING AHHHHNG YOU IDIOTS. PRONOUNCE IT LIKE YOU HAVE A TONGUE DEPRESSOR IN YOUR MOUTH.
This I also sort of understand the cutbacks. The book is really freaking long. But you could have tried a bit harder. And it was kind of a meh movie anyway. Critics ate it up and spit it out. As great of a concept as it is, and this movie had so much potential (Eragon is pretty attractive in this movie), did you even read it before you made a movie of it?
Where they went wrong:
- Bad effects. Also, inaccurate animation in the form of Saphira. Since when do dragons have FEATHERS???
- Too rushed. The book is over several months, like Lord of the Rings, or The Hobbit. In fact, that’s a pretty good comparison to how the story was told. Almost episodelike, and a lot slower and spread out. Yes, you can drop walking, but several months to a week is entirely different.
- Bad dialogue/acting. As one review I found on Rotten Tomatoes put it, “The experienced actors get the big bucks for keeping a straight face.”
3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Did you even pay attention to the book? No, clearly not. Chris Colombus, I expected better from you. You did Harry Potter and did a good job of it. Why? Why must you ruin this?
Where it went wrong:
- Once again, bad casting. Too much star power, bad acting that didn’t match the character descriptions at all. Percy is 12 at the start of the series, if I remember correctly. Annabeth is blonde.
- Sean Bean didn’t die. Awwwww.
- Too many book inaccuracies. Again, read the dang book.
Moral of the story? READ.
Are there any success stories out there with book to movie translations? Sure there are. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (Note these had to be in freaking three hour movies), The Great Gatsby, Game of Thrones (TV Show, but whatever), Hunger Games, to name a few I’ve seen/read.
So, I’m begging you, Hollywood, STOP LETTING THESE MOVIES GET RELEASED WHEN THEY TRANSLATE SO POORLY FROM THE BOOKS.
What book to movie translations did I miss? Where did these movies go wrong that I missed? Leave your answers in the comments. (: