Look, I have a blog.

Published January 6, 2013 by Britt

So, this is my first post. I haven’t done anything significant really, but I did go over to my aunt and uncle’s house to go watch the Seahawks and Redskins game.

Now, note I do not like sports at all. I find them boring, I don’t understand them, and I always leave the room when my dad is watching them. I was mainly here for the food. I think my commentary of sports is far more interesting than the commentators’ though.

“Look, he’s wearing a fanny pack for his trail mix.”

“Yay, he’s kicking the ball.”

“Yay, he’s running with the ball.”

“Yay, he’s throwing the ball.”

“Run, Forrest! Run!”

“This isn’t even a football. The Europeans have soccer as a football. That is a handegg.”

It’s true though. That ball isn’t even round. It’s a pointy egg. I don’t understand why anyone finds this stuff interesting, call it a profession even. It’s stupid.

Needless to say, my father was not thrilled, and told me to bury my head in my book.

Oh, and there were three kids there, ages 9, 7, and 5. They got really quiet, and so they sent me to go check on them. Upon my arrival I saw that the children had managed to kidnap the platter of Rice Krispies Treats and were snacking on them. It was the five year old’s doing, apparently. Not sure how they managed to do it, but I confiscated the remaining Rice Krispies. They were giggling way too hard.

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4 comments on “Look, I have a blog.

  • I hate watching sports too. I’d rather go and play them. Football is really obnoxious….I hate it when people are all screaming at the TV like the guys in their silly tights can hear them….but on the hand, I do understand the screaming haha; I’d be lying if I didn’t admit to screaming at books and movies/TV shows when something happens that I don’t like or the author doesn’t “get the story right” c; haha

    Loved the egg comment, by the way

    Seems like this will be a cool blog. Can’t wait for your next post

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